{"id":68,"date":"2007-01-25T22:47:03","date_gmt":"2007-01-26T03:47:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/01\/25\/shelby\/"},"modified":"2009-07-13T15:26:25","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T23:26:25","slug":"shelby","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/01\/25\/shelby\/","title":{"rendered":"Shelby"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Dear They you should watch Mythbusters PS also watch your back\">\n<p>Shelby, the world&#8217;s least famous assassin, is hard at work.  Shelby is wearing a drab brown jumpsuit filled with rugged wizardry; Shelby&#8217;s boss, who doesn&#8217;t pay well enough, is wearing a diamond choker.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pretty standard double bluff,&#8221; says They Shall Breathe Ashes, &#8220;he&#8217;ll think he&#8217;s been given a bogus target and he&#8217;ll come back to kill the people who made the assignment, who are in fact bogus, which is when we hit him with&#8230;  I&#8217;m not sure yet.  Something he can&#8217;t expect.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like pennies from a skyscraper,&#8221; Shelby murmurs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yes!&#8221; says They excitedly.  &#8220;Do you think we can pull that off?&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shelby, the world&#8217;s least famous assassin, is hard at work. Shelby is wearing a drab brown jumpsuit filled with rugged wizardry; Shelby&#8217;s boss, who doesn&#8217;t pay well enough, is wearing a diamond choker. &#8220;Pretty standard double bluff,&#8221; says They Shall Breathe Ashes, &#8220;he&#8217;ll think he&#8217;s been given a bogus target and he&#8217;ll come back to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[1421,2775],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-they-shall-breathe-ashes","tag-shelby","tag-they-shall-breathe-ashes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2980,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/2980"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}