“I don’t like it when nobody scores.” Carter flips a bloody mignon from plate to grill. “What was the series combined score, like twelve and seven?”<\/p>\n
“Thirteen and seven,” Josef says. “All of games. Was great pitching!”<\/p>\n
“But what’s a game without homers?” asks Carter, and a lion knocks the plate down to scarf the remaining steaks. Then it looks up, politely and clearly expecting more.<\/p>\n
“You. Uh. Want to call the zoo or something, Josef?” Carter breathes. “Or 911, anybody, really.”<\/p>\n
“Rupus Miltai!<\/i>” gasps Josef, which Carter thinks is a weird-sounding curse even for Lithuanian (it means, literally, “coarse flour”).<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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