{"id":671,"date":"2004-10-01T08:03:11","date_gmt":"2004-10-01T13:03:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/10\/01\/rob-5\/"},"modified":"2009-05-18T22:35:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T06:35:37","slug":"rob-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/10\/01\/rob-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Rob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What do you call this spell, anyway?&#8221; asks Rob, a little repulsed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Extract of <i>ariolimax columbianus<\/i>, Vittles,&#8221; says Salem.  There&#8217;s less venom in his voice now:  blow-drying the slugs seems to calm him.  &#8220;And &#8216;snot a spell.  One of your pharmacos will catch on in five years, but for now it&#8217;s our secret&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rob has his doubts about its efficacy, but Salem&#8217;s demonstration knocks them out as quickly as it does his victims.  He snaps a pinch of powdered slug into the air and waits:  seconds later, a big man in a kerchief walks through and sleeps face-first into the wall.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;What do you call this spell, anyway?&#8221; asks Rob, a little repulsed. &#8220;Extract of ariolimax columbianus, Vittles,&#8221; says Salem. There&#8217;s less venom in his voice now: blow-drying the slugs seems to calm him. &#8220;And &#8216;snot a spell. One of your pharmacos will catch on in five years, but for now it&#8217;s our secret&#8230;&#8221; Rob has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[2777,410],"class_list":["post-671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rob","tag-rob","tag-salem"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2074,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/671\/revisions\/2074"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}