“Farrier! Yo!” Gavin raps on his housemate’s bedroom door and checks his watch. “Wake up, bud, carpool’s going to be here.”<\/p>\n
“Don’ hafta,” Farrier muffles back. “Have’m nice day.”<\/p>\n
“Isn’t he up yet?” asks Montano, coming around the corner with his tie in two hands.<\/p>\n
“Look, I know the floor is cold,” says Gavin impatiently, “but what are you going to do, call in sick?”<\/p>\n
“Look outside,” Farrier grunts smugly. “Then check the TV. At my job, we get snow days.”<\/p>\n
Montano and Gavin stare at the door, then at each other.<\/p>\n
“That’s no fair!” says Gavin.<\/p>\n
“That’s brilliant!” says Montano.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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