{"id":664,"date":"2004-10-12T14:18:39","date_gmt":"2004-10-12T19:18:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/10\/12\/toe-6\/"},"modified":"2009-05-18T22:39:21","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T06:39:21","slug":"toe-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/10\/12\/toe-6\/","title":{"rendered":"Toe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span title=\"ma sheen GUN di kleez\">MACHINEGUNDICLES<\/span> SAVES ORPHANS, blares the headline; the blurry photo shows a towering silhouette, chin like a cliff and one arm a Gatling gun from the wrist up.  Toe slaps the paper on the counter.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That all for you?&#8221; booms the clerk.  His nametag says MAX HINES-UNCLES.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Could I get some Tylenols?&#8221;  Toe and Tyler are trying hard not to laugh.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sure.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thanks.  Hey, you hear about Machinegundicles?&#8221;  He pokes the paper.  &#8220;I heard they totally found out his secret identity.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, I doubt that,&#8221; Max says smugly, and accidentally sweeps the painkiller shelf clear with his huge, cylindrical, black-gloved left hand.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>MACHINEGUNDICLES SAVES ORPHANS, blares the headline; the blurry photo shows a towering silhouette, chin like a cliff and one arm a Gatling gun from the wrist up. Toe slaps the paper on the counter. &#8220;That all for you?&#8221; booms the clerk. His nametag says MAX HINES-UNCLES. &#8220;Could I get some Tylenols?&#8221; Toe and Tyler are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[801,802,245,244],"class_list":["post-664","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-chosen-ones","tag-machinegundicles","tag-max-hines-uncles","tag-toe","tag-tyler"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=664"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2084,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/664\/revisions\/2084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=664"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=664"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=664"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}