{"id":663,"date":"2004-10-13T09:06:56","date_gmt":"2004-10-13T14:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/10\/13\/bob\/"},"modified":"2009-05-18T22:38:42","modified_gmt":"2009-05-19T06:38:42","slug":"bob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2004\/10\/13\/bob\/","title":{"rendered":"Bob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Terrifyingly, Bob invents the cow-whistle.  It leaps off the page and starts itself up right away; it was small and quick to finish.<\/p>\n<p>They can&#8217;t hear it, of course, but they both know what&#8217;s coming.  &#8220;Oh shit, Bob,&#8221; moans Yvette, looking at it with a drained horror.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hurry!&#8221; he cries.  &#8220;The next one&#8211;I can&#8217;t tell what it is, but it&#8217;s <i>big<\/i>&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His arms keep flailing, beyond his control, drafting perfectly with a pencil in each hand.  Yvette leaps back in with the kneadable eraser, trying to sabotage whatever his subconscious is doing now.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s when the cows arrive.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Terrifyingly, Bob invents the cow-whistle. It leaps off the page and starts itself up right away; it was small and quick to finish. They can&#8217;t hear it, of course, but they both know what&#8217;s coming. &#8220;Oh shit, Bob,&#8221; moans Yvette, looking at it with a drained horror. &#8220;Hurry!&#8221; he cries. &#8220;The next one&#8211;I can&#8217;t tell [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[799,800],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bob","tag-yvette"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2083,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions\/2083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}