“All this for the price of getting you drunk?” Dakota toes through the pile of clothing on the floor.<\/p>\n
James sprawls on the bed, wildly naked. He smiles. “I’m a cheap drunk, too.”<\/p>\n
“Cheaper than my fucking therapist,” says Dakota. “Whose appointment I have missed now, and will be charged for…” He finds the underwear and tries to catch them off his foot. He misses.<\/p>\n
“I am a fucking therapist.” James sits up and scratches. “I fuck. I… therap.”<\/p>\n
“Doctor James,” Dakota asks mockingly, “my mother’s disappointed by my lifestyle.”<\/p>\n
James shrugs. “Your mother named you ‘Dakota.’ What did she expect?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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