“You expect me to sell you a horse?” The horse trader sneers at Maksim’s ragged clothing. “What are you going to pay me with?”<\/p>\n
“Trade me the horse,” says Maksim cannily, “and I’ll do twelve backflips.”<\/p>\n
The trader guffaws. “What a ridiculous idea! As if you can even do twelve–”<\/p>\n
“It’s a deal,” says Maksim, and totally does twelve backflips. Then he turns around and does twelve more<\/i> backflips, to get back to where he started.<\/p>\n
“Damn!” swears the trader. “My finest horse!” He gnaws his hat.<\/p>\n
“Good doing business with you,” grins Maksim, then backflips onto the horse, naturally.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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