“You hear about down in Turquoise Park?” says the bus driver.<\/p>\n
“I’m surprised they didn’t get electrocuted,” says the lady near the front.<\/p>\n
“Hacked up all those Christmas lights. Ruined them.” The driver shakes her head. “Who would do that?”<\/p>\n
“Electrocuted,” insists the other lady.<\/p>\n
The bus driver finally processes this. “Yeah, you’re right!”<\/p>\n
Tony can’t help himself. “They’d be fine if they used scissors with plastic handles, and it wasn’t–”<\/p>\n
He flushes under the sudden suspicion of their glares. “–raining,” he mutters. Stupid, he thinks. He ought to remember by now that being sixteen is a punishable offense.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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