Lorraine’s been in the jury box so long she’s worried she’ll forget how to talk. You don’t get to talk, in the jury box, and she’ll have to soon.<\/p>\n
It started when they couldn’t agree over the stenographer’s accounts, so they put her hand on a Talmud and made her a witness. Then they wanted the bailiff to corroborate, so they stuck him on the stand. Then the judge.<\/p>\n
The foreman’s finishing his cross; Lorraine’s getting nervous. It’s inevitable. And after the jury, then who? The audience? The news crews? The<\/p>\n
Hold on. Hello? I’m sorry, I–<\/p>\n
Is this a subpoena?<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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