“Because I just filled<\/i> the tank!” Dad shout-says.<\/p>\n
“Do you want to take turns?” says Mom coldly. “Do you want a chart on the refrigerator, Edmund?”<\/p>\n
“God!” yells Gilly. “You guys!”<\/p>\n
“Go feed the rabbits, Gilly,” they say together.<\/p>\n
Gilly slams the door so hard the house falls down like a deck of cards: the roof flutters away over the collapsing walls, and her parents stand speechless in the middle of the kitchen rubble except not really. If only.<\/p>\n
She stomps out to the hutch to pitch food at Fur-Fur and Bingo, who, like every day, look astounded to see her.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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