“You can’t bulldoze it,” announces Venison, slapping papers on the table. “It’s a prehistoric landmark.”<\/p>\n
“You’re joking,” says Beam.<\/p>\n
“It was sacred to certain dinosaur tribes,” Venison nudges the papers forward. “As you’ll see–”<\/p>\n
“Is there a record of this?” asks the judge, squinting.<\/p>\n
“Can’t be, your honor,” says Venison. “It’s prehistoric. Ipso facto.”<\/p>\n
“You’re joking,<\/i>” says Beam. “How do you expect to prove–”<\/p>\n
“The burden of proof,” he says smugly, “rests on the plaintiff–the city, as represented by you.”<\/p>\n
Beam gapes.<\/p>\n
“Can you prove the city needs another school?” says Venison. “Is it law, or merely theory?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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