“If you lay it flat,” says Bertrand, “you’ll put holes in the floor.”<\/p>\n
“Possibly,” concedes Jacques.<\/p>\n
“Furthermore, this will go faster if we both drill.”<\/p>\n
“Perhaps,” says Jacques, “we should hold it and drill from opposite sides.”<\/p>\n
Bertrand considers that, frowning, but he can’t find anything wrong with the idea.<\/p>\n
“All right,” Jacques calls over the sheet of wood a moment later, “remember! We are bracing on the left<\/i> and drilling on the right!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“Yes,” says Bertrand, still frowning. “I think… yes.”<\/p>\n
A few seconds later, screaming, they jerk back their bleeding hands. Unsupported, the wood falls over onto Bertrand’s head.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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