“Hey there, cutie.” Devin grins and starts to slip into the empty bus seat, but Keisha puts out a hand to stop him.<\/p>\n
“Sorry,” Keisha says. “This one’s saved… for Jesus.”<\/p>\n
Devin rolls his eyes and moves back. A few minutes later, at the next stop, Jesus gets on. He hands the driver a transfer slip.<\/p>\n
Keisha waves to him. “Hey, Jesus! Sit here, Jesus!”<\/p>\n
Jesus sits, looking confused. “Shapirrta ekhtuvehn msi-chra?<\/i>” he mumbles.<\/p>\n
“Man, you know I don’t speak that crazy ukh-huk language!” Keisha laughs.<\/p>\n
Jesus furrows his brow and looks around. He smells like sweat, fish and coarse wool.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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