Ava does a little acting.<\/p>\n
“Excuse me,” says a man in a PT Cruiser, “which way to the conference center?”<\/p>\n
“Twelve blocks that way,” says Ava. The man thanks her and drives off toward the worst neighborhood in the state. Ava never broke character!<\/p>\n
“What can we get for you today?” asks her waitress, later.<\/p>\n
“‘Ows about a stoik and kidney poi,” says Ava. Her dialect is perfect!<\/p>\n
“We don’t have that,” says the waitress.<\/p>\n
“And that’s why you attempted to strangle her?” asks the judge.<\/p>\n
“No, your honor,” says Ava. “It’s because she’s carrying my baby!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
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