{"id":578,"date":"2005-02-11T08:41:57","date_gmt":"2005-02-11T13:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/11\/cora\/"},"modified":"2009-05-26T12:22:45","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T20:22:45","slug":"cora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/11\/cora\/","title":{"rendered":"Cora"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"The nice thing is that JIF only has to pay them once.\">\n<p>&#8220;Fifty thousand Hugo Weavings can&#8217;t be wrong!&#8221;  booms the narrator.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Go camera three,&#8221; Andy mutters.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The optimal brand of peanut butter&#8211;&#8221; say 50,000 Hugo Weavings, grinning, in chorus.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8211;is JIF!&#8221; say 49,999 of them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;&#8211;is Peter Pan!&#8221; says one.  He goes white.  &#8220;Oh,&#8221; he says, turning in circles.  &#8220;No, please, gentlemen&#8211;I&#8211;I couldn&#8217;t help it!  Quantum physics made me!  No.  NO!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Andy sighs as they converge.  &#8220;Cut,&#8221; he calls above the screaming.  &#8220;Cora, go get another one?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Cora rolls her eyes.  She hates thawing the Hugo Weavings, and doesn&#8217;t understand why they have to be stored nude.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Fifty thousand Hugo Weavings can&#8217;t be wrong!&#8221; booms the narrator. &#8220;Go camera three,&#8221; Andy mutters. &#8220;The optimal brand of peanut butter&#8211;&#8221; say 50,000 Hugo Weavings, grinning, in chorus. &#8220;&#8211;is JIF!&#8221; say 49,999 of them. &#8220;&#8211;is Peter Pan!&#8221; says one. He goes white. &#8220;Oh,&#8221; he says, turning in circles. &#8220;No, please, gentlemen&#8211;I&#8211;I couldn&#8217;t help it! Quantum [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[937,936,938],"class_list":["post-578","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-andy","tag-cora","tag-hugo-weaving"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=578"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2208,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/578\/revisions\/2208"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=578"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=578"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=578"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}