{"id":576,"date":"2005-02-15T11:14:49","date_gmt":"2005-02-15T16:14:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/15\/ivy\/"},"modified":"2009-05-26T12:23:47","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T20:23:47","slug":"ivy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/15\/ivy\/","title":{"rendered":"Ivy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Also, where is he going to put the dirt?\">\n<p>&#8220;Listen, Darren?&#8221; says Ivy.  &#8220;I just went and checked the globe, okay?  And I looked it up on the Internet to make sure.  If you dig straight down, like all the way, you&#8217;re not going to come out in China.  Not even in Australia.  For most of the United States, the only thing that&#8217;s on exactly the other side is the Indian Ocean, and we&#8217;re right in the middle, okay?  So put the shovel down and let&#8217;s get you out.  I&#8217;ll get a rope, okay?  Darren?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ivy pauses, and kicks a clod of earth down into the darkness.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello?&#8221; she calls.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Listen, Darren?&#8221; says Ivy. &#8220;I just went and checked the globe, okay? And I looked it up on the Internet to make sure. If you dig straight down, like all the way, you&#8217;re not going to come out in China. Not even in Australia. For most of the United States, the only thing that&#8217;s on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[940,939],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-darren","tag-ivy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2212,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions\/2212"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}