{"id":575,"date":"2005-02-16T09:05:32","date_gmt":"2005-02-16T14:05:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/16\/rob-4\/"},"modified":"2009-05-26T12:24:17","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T20:24:17","slug":"rob-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/16\/rob-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Rob"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Rob knows by now that Darlene's just going to yell at him.\">\n<p>&#8220;Thought you were supposed to use dirt from a grave,&#8221; says Rob, a bit hopelessly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You see any graveyards around here?&#8221; snaps Darlene.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, behind the church at 28th and Madison&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Shut up,&#8221; she says.  &#8220;Graveyard dirt.  Goofer dust.  Huh.  You might get lucky and find one who got buried and wasn&#8217;t dead yet, but most of the time that&#8217;s stale power.  Now this&#8230;&#8221;  She scoops another fistful of sand into the baggie.  &#8220;This is a thousand people, all sticking their deaths into the same soil.  See?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Rob notices a Kool butt in the bag, all magenta on one end.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Thought you were supposed to use dirt from a grave,&#8221; says Rob, a bit hopelessly. &#8220;You see any graveyards around here?&#8221; snaps Darlene. &#8220;Yeah, behind the church at 28th and Madison&#8211;&#8221; &#8220;Shut up,&#8221; she says. &#8220;Graveyard dirt. Goofer dust. Huh. You might get lucky and find one who got buried and wasn&#8217;t dead yet, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[242,2777],"class_list":["post-575","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rob","tag-darlene","tag-rob"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=575"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2213,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/575\/revisions\/2213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=575"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=575"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=575"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}