{"id":569,"date":"2005-02-24T09:06:31","date_gmt":"2005-02-24T14:06:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/24\/the-doctor\/"},"modified":"2009-05-26T12:27:54","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T20:27:54","slug":"the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/24\/the-doctor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"(But if you don't, he rapes your sister!)\">\n<p>All through the hood, the children are whispering:  tonight.  Tonight is the night!<\/p>\n<p>A pair of dubs, a bag of rubbers, maybe a fifth of Tanqueray&#8211;the children will take their special gifts and leave them in the secret spot under the porch.  They&#8217;ll try not to sleep, and fail; and in the night, the Chronic Fairy will arrive&#8211;<\/p>\n<p>And when the children wake and turn their pillows, oh!  Dime bags and nickel bags!  Spliffs and bricks!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thank you, Chronic Fairy!&#8221; they&#8217;ll shriek in delight.<\/p>\n<p>And the Doctor will smile, and flutter his wings, and whizz away home to the Aftermath.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All through the hood, the children are whispering: tonight. Tonight is the night! A pair of dubs, a bag of rubbers, maybe a fifth of Tanqueray&#8211;the children will take their special gifts and leave them in the secret spot under the porch. They&#8217;ll try not to sleep, and fail; and in the night, the Chronic [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[348],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-doctor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2220,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions\/2220"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}