{"id":567,"date":"2005-02-28T09:41:51","date_gmt":"2005-02-28T14:41:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/28\/schroeder\/"},"modified":"2009-05-26T12:29:21","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T20:29:21","slug":"schroeder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/02\/28\/schroeder\/","title":{"rendered":"Schroeder"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"He also has accomplished hair.\">\n<p>Typing on the store&#8217;s touch screen is agonizing, one.  Letter.  At.  A time, and even when he&#8217;s done they&#8217;ve got nothing in stock.  &#8220;Barenaked?&#8221;  No.  &#8220;Barelaked?&#8221;  No.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Are you ready to go?&#8221;  His mom shuffles CDs.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; Schroeder says.  &#8220;Okay.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Listen, Schroeder.&#8221;  She looks around, hunted, then mutters too loudly.  &#8220;Can you get me this?  Off the Internet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He winces.  &#8220;No, Mom.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why not?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The sheer explanation required weakens him.  &#8220;You can&#8217;t get music anymore, okay?  TV maybe.  Anyway&#8211;&#8221;  He squints at it.  &#8220;Jesus, Mom, he&#8217;s younger than me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What?&#8221;  She looks more hunted.  &#8220;He has an&#8211;an excellent voice!&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Typing on the store&#8217;s touch screen is agonizing, one. Letter. At. A time, and even when he&#8217;s done they&#8217;ve got nothing in stock. &#8220;Barenaked?&#8221; No. &#8220;Barelaked?&#8221; No. &#8220;Are you ready to go?&#8221; His mom shuffles CDs. &#8220;Yeah,&#8221; Schroeder says. &#8220;Okay.&#8221; &#8220;Listen, Schroeder.&#8221; She looks around, hunted, then mutters too loudly. &#8220;Can you get me this? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[948],"class_list":["post-567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-schroeder"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=567"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2223,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/567\/revisions\/2223"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}