{"id":565,"date":"2005-03-02T08:52:20","date_gmt":"2005-03-02T13:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/03\/02\/shidra\/"},"modified":"2009-05-27T15:31:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T23:31:37","slug":"shidra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/03\/02\/shidra\/","title":{"rendered":"Shidra"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Koans are a level three controlled substance.\">\n<p><i>Who taught the roots to mirror the branches?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Shidra leans back and exhales.  &#8220;Junk was like pissing in the pool next to this, man.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vyasa grins and nods.  &#8220;Pass the book&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><i>What do all fingers seek to touch?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>Tranquility ices his chest, his shoulders and neck.  &#8220;Mother of fuck,&#8221; he gasps, and reads another.<\/p>\n<p><i>How did the master lie with a question?<\/i><\/p>\n<p>He gurgles and thrashes the book away.  &#8220;Shit!  He&#8217;s enlightening!&#8221; yells Kavi.<\/p>\n<p>Vyasa&#8217;s eyes are white; his nose foams.  &#8220;Grab his shoulders!&#8221; Shidra snaps, stabbing three mils of worldly desires into Vyasa&#8217;s chest and slapping the plunger home.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who taught the roots to mirror the branches? Shidra leans back and exhales. &#8220;Junk was like pissing in the pool next to this, man.&#8221; Vyasa grins and nods. &#8220;Pass the book&#8211;&#8221; What do all fingers seek to touch? Tranquility ices his chest, his shoulders and neck. &#8220;Mother of fuck,&#8221; he gasps, and reads another. How [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[954,953,955],"class_list":["post-565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-kavi","tag-shidra","tag-vyasa"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=565"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2226,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/565\/revisions\/2226"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}