“Do you have any ketchup?” asks Daisy politely.<\/p>\n
“Not yet,” says Chester, “But we will–after I open a portal to the Ketchup Dimension!”<\/p>\n
“What?”<\/p>\n
ZAP!<\/i> Chester selects a bottle of Red Gold Extra Fancy from the millions suddenly floating around them. “Anything else?” he asks.<\/p>\n
“Well,” she says. “Maybe a pony?”<\/p>\n
“No problem. Pony Dimension!” ZAP!<\/i><\/p>\n
“I want one named Lightning,” says Daisy.<\/p>\n
“They’re all<\/i> named Lightning,” Chester assures her.<\/p>\n
“Could we maybe,” says Daisy shyly, “I mean… is there a Fun Dimension?”<\/p>\n
“Why don’t we find out,” smiles Chester, “together?”<\/p>\n
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