{"id":557,"date":"2005-03-14T08:42:45","date_gmt":"2005-03-14T13:42:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/03\/14\/big-world\/"},"modified":"2009-05-27T15:39:06","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T23:39:06","slug":"big-world","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/03\/14\/big-world\/","title":{"rendered":"Big World"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"RIP Big World\">\n<p>&#8220;I just ride around town on my bike like normal?&#8221; says Big World.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Absolutely,&#8221; smiles the company man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And wave to people like always.  And wear the t-shirt you give me.  And I get paid?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Every two weeks.  You&#8217;ll be a&#8230;  celebrity representative.&#8221;  The company man chuckles.  &#8220;Can you just sign here, on the endorsement?  And here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;s the second one?&#8221; says Big World shrewdly.<\/p>\n<p>The company man looks uncomfortable.  &#8220;It&#8217;s called a waiver.  It absolves the company of responsibility if you have an&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But Big World&#8217;s already signing.  He knows what that is.  Imagine, a whole company seeking absolution!<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I just ride around town on my bike like normal?&#8221; says Big World. &#8220;Absolutely,&#8221; smiles the company man. &#8220;And wave to people like always. And wear the t-shirt you give me. And I get paid?&#8221; &#8220;Every two weeks. You&#8217;ll be a&#8230; celebrity representative.&#8221; The company man chuckles. &#8220;Can you just sign here, on the endorsement? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[969],"class_list":["post-557","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-big-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=557"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2239,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/557\/revisions\/2239"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}