{"id":550,"date":"2005-03-23T10:10:24","date_gmt":"2005-03-23T15:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/03\/23\/doug\/"},"modified":"2009-05-27T15:46:31","modified_gmt":"2009-05-27T23:46:31","slug":"doug","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/03\/23\/doug\/","title":{"rendered":"Doug"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Belated props to Mr. E. A. Burns:  balls on the line, money to mouth.\">\n<p>&#8220;The end of <i>Charlotte&#8217;s Web<\/i>&#8211;&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;With the rain of baby spiders?&#8221;  Doug shudders.  &#8220;That creeped me out.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Amber rolls her eyes.  &#8220;They don&#8217;t rain, they parachute.  I thought that was the coolest thing&#8211;that they just made their own.  Spider-size.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ah.&#8221;  Doug grins.  &#8220;Disillusionment.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No.  I mean, yeah, I wanted one.  Never have to worry about heights then, right?  But when I found out they only use one strand, that they only&#8230;&#8221;  She hesitates.  &#8220;I&#8217;m not afraid of falling anymore, Doug.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He can almost see the line between them, thinning, ready to snap:  all the gossamer they have in common.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;The end of Charlotte&#8217;s Web&#8211;&#8220; &#8220;With the rain of baby spiders?&#8221; Doug shudders. &#8220;That creeped me out.&#8221; Amber rolls her eyes. &#8220;They don&#8217;t rain, they parachute. I thought that was the coolest thing&#8211;that they just made their own. Spider-size.&#8221; &#8220;Ah.&#8221; Doug grins. &#8220;Disillusionment.&#8221; &#8220;No. I mean, yeah, I wanted one. Never have to worry about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[981,980],"class_list":["post-550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amber","tag-doug"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=550"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2251,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/550\/revisions\/2251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}