“You got the plates?” pants Petra.<\/p>\n
“Yeah,” says Terrell, “let’s WHOUF.” A big red shape bounces off his face, and he drops.<\/p>\n
“A critical hit,” booms a voice. “For the Dieslinger!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
“You’re kidding,” groans Petra.<\/p>\n
“Hands up, criminal–”<\/p>\n
“God. Look.” Petra peels off her ski mask. “I’m an image consultant, okay? And seriously, this Dungeons and whatever…”<\/p>\n
“You<\/i> recognized it!”<\/p>\n
“But think of the zeitgeist! You want recognition with dice, you go with gambling.” She puts an arm around his shoulder.<\/p>\n
“Oooh,” he says. “So I could yell, like, ‘Snake Eyes, scum!'”<\/p>\n
“You got it,” laughs Petra, and guts him.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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