{"id":5463,"date":"2015-04-12T23:07:05","date_gmt":"2015-04-13T07:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5463"},"modified":"2015-04-12T23:07:05","modified_gmt":"2015-04-13T07:07:05","slug":"jake-28","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2015\/04\/12\/jake-28\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Hi guys.\">\n<p>A devil poofs into being on his left. &#8220;DO IT NOW,&#8221; chuckles the devil.<\/p>\n<p>Another poof. &#8220;Do it twice!&#8221; says the devil on his right.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a cookie, not an ethical crisis,&#8221; says Jake. &#8220;And don&#8217;t I get an ange&mdash;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A shoulder dragon appears, breathing tiny flames. &#8220;Who&#8217;s yelling at you?&#8221; she roars. &#8220;I&#8217;ll burn them!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bird them!&#8221; says a pigeon, crowding the devil. &#8220;Bird!!! Birb?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Bite<\/i>,&#8221; hisses a shoulder snake, and chomps affectionately. Jake yelps and drops the cookie. The bird eats it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My conscience is confusing,&#8221; Jake grumbles.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like you follow it anyway,&#8221; says the ghost in his phone.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A devil poofs into being on his left. &#8220;DO IT NOW,&#8221; chuckles the devil. Another poof. &#8220;Do it twice!&#8221; says the devil on his right. &#8220;It&#8217;s a cookie, not an ethical crisis,&#8221; says Jake. &#8220;And don&#8217;t I get an ange&mdash;&#8221; A shoulder dragon appears, breathing tiny flames. &#8220;Who&#8217;s yelling at you?&#8221; she roars. &#8220;I&#8217;ll burn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[2786],"class_list":["post-5463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-jake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5464,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5463\/revisions\/5464"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}