{"id":543,"date":"2005-04-01T09:07:17","date_gmt":"2005-04-01T14:07:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/04\/01\/dade\/"},"modified":"2009-05-28T08:07:04","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T16:07:04","slug":"dade","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/04\/01\/dade\/","title":{"rendered":"Dade"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"This is actually true.  About the relics, I mean.\">\n<p>Dale whips off the altar cloth and sends the candlesticks crashing.  Dade&#8217;s got the crowbar, and three taps later they&#8217;ve pried up the plate.  Underneath is a wooden  box&#8211;old, as old as the parish.  The lock is tarnished.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Patella of Saint Agnes the Pure,&#8221; reads Dade when they&#8217;ve snapped it off.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We already got two patellas!&#8221; groans Dale.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Doesn&#8217;t matter,&#8221; says Dade.  He knows they&#8217;ll fit it somewhere.  Every Catholic church has a relic like this, hair or teeth or knucklebones; they&#8217;ll keep hitting them until they&#8217;ve got enough.  Then they&#8217;ll build a new one.  Saint Everybody, Patron of Us.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dale whips off the altar cloth and sends the candlesticks crashing. Dade&#8217;s got the crowbar, and three taps later they&#8217;ve pried up the plate. Underneath is a wooden box&#8211;old, as old as the parish. The lock is tarnished. &#8220;Patella of Saint Agnes the Pure,&#8221; reads Dade when they&#8217;ve snapped it off. &#8220;We already got two [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[995,996],"class_list":["post-543","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dade","tag-dale"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=543"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2263,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/543\/revisions\/2263"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=543"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=543"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=543"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}