{"id":5427,"date":"2014-07-16T08:00:38","date_gmt":"2014-07-16T16:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5427"},"modified":"2014-07-15T00:46:33","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T08:46:33","slug":"jake-26","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2014\/07\/16\/jake-26\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dawn comes early in summer, and the wishes are restless. Nobody in the house can sleep while they&#8217;re out there chiming and trilling. Jake scritches his fuzzy eyes and pads out bareback to open their coop.<\/p>\n<p>They flurry-flap and scatter out into the pen, then regather to nudge his arms and legs as he measures out a bowl of crushed Adderall. Once they&#8217;re eagerly pecking, he checks their nests. Nothing&#8217;s hatched, of course. Jake doesn&#8217;t know why the house keeps them anymore; their food is expensive, and you can&#8217;t let them go hungry. Given the chance, they&#8217;ll eat you alive.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dawn comes early in summer, and the wishes are restless. Nobody in the house can sleep while they&#8217;re out there chiming and trilling. Jake scritches his fuzzy eyes and pads out bareback to open their coop. They flurry-flap and scatter out into the pen, then regather to nudge his arms and legs as he measures [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[2786],"class_list":["post-5427","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-jake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5427"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5427"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5427\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5429,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5427\/revisions\/5429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5427"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5427"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5427"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}