{"id":5420,"date":"2014-04-01T14:29:31","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T22:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5420"},"modified":"2014-04-01T14:40:58","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T22:40:58","slug":"kaijuville-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2014\/04\/01\/kaijuville-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Kaijuville"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Even the remote with extra-big buttons is too small though\">\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re here with noted kaiju critic Esther Hayes, and the lines are open!&#8221; says the anchor.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah, what even is your job,&#8221; says the line.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I interpret kaiju rampages through a lens that makes them relatable,&#8221; Esther says patiently. &#8220;For instance, Vulfhor&#8217;s destruction of the Wilbury neighborhood last week was an allegory for the oligarchical&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Twelve hundred people lived in that allegory.&#8221; The line crackles. &#8220;My great-aunt lived in that allegory.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know.&#8221; Esther lets her exhaustion show, almost. &#8220;Sometimes you need a lens to make things farther away.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vulfhor rolls his radioactive eyes and tries to change the channel.<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re here with noted kaiju critic Esther Hayes, and the lines are open!&#8221; says the anchor. &#8220;Yeah, what even is your job,&#8221; says the line. &#8220;I interpret kaiju rampages through a lens that makes them relatable,&#8221; Esther says patiently. &#8220;For instance, Vulfhor&#8217;s destruction of the Wilbury neighborhood last week was an allegory for the oligarchical&#8211;&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1929],"tags":[2757,57],"class_list":["post-5420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-kaijuville","tag-esther","tag-vulfhor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5420"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5420"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5423,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5420\/revisions\/5423"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}