“School shooting! Three and eleven!” Homer calls off the tape. The floor explodes.<\/p>\n
“Gimme two points!”<\/p>\n
“Six! Family in the area!”<\/p>\n
“Two and one!”<\/p>\n
“Six in two, teacher’s union!”<\/p>\n
“A dime!”<\/p>\n
Homer’s busy tossing out chips, but he shoots a skeptical look toward that one.<\/p>\n
“I know a victim. ‘S parent,” she says defensively.<\/p>\n
“Downed or dead?”<\/p>\n
“… Downed.”<\/p>\n
He rolls his eyes and throws her six.<\/p>\n
“Three on three!”<\/p>\n
“Twos! All the twos you’ve got!”<\/p>\n
“All right, all right.” Homer shoves out the last points and grabs fresh ticker. “We got a mudslide in Chile, sixty-three and rising!”<\/p>\n
Somebody coughs.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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