“Clumso is very sorry about the dishes,” says Clumso.<\/p>\n
“It’s fine,” says Maya.<\/p>\n
“Also the car. And the little puppy.” Clumso heaves a sigh and tries to lean on a column, misses, stumbles, and smashes a flower pot. “Oh no!”<\/p>\n
“It’s fine,” Maya repeats.<\/p>\n
“Clumso is so bad at this!” he sniffles, wiping his nose with one enormous, grubby hand. “Clumso never means to break things!”<\/p>\n
“Intent isn’t magic,” says Maya, with the slightest strain in her voice.<\/p>\n
“But MAGIC is!” shouts Madame Zaganza, bursting in with stars showering from her wand. “Correcto tremundis!<\/i>”<\/p>\n
And that fixes everything!<\/p>\n
It’s all better!!<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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