{"id":5391,"date":"2013-11-26T23:50:17","date_gmt":"2013-11-27T07:50:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5391"},"modified":"2013-11-27T01:38:42","modified_gmt":"2013-11-27T09:38:42","slug":"egbert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2013\/11\/26\/egbert\/","title":{"rendered":"Egbert"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Look, I deactivated physical push notifications,” Egbert says. “I mean the technology is amazing, but I had fourteen people today shove me while announcing it was my turn in Word Game, and then some guy told me I was mayor of Coffee House and bumped me into traffic. I don’t want” and then the next straw wrapper thwocks him in the eye.<\/p>\n

“That’s not what this is,” she says, reloading.<\/p>\n

“Then please,” says Egbert with what he feels is mighty restraint, “tell me what you are.”<\/p>\n

The young woman across the train aisle grins and takes aim one more time. “Flirting.”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Look, I deactivated physical push notifications,” Egbert says. “I mean the technology is amazing, but I had fourteen people today shove me while announcing it was my turn in Word Game, and then some guy told me I was mayor of Coffee House and bumped me into traffic. I don’t want” and then the next […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2746],"class_list":["post-5391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-egbert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5391"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5391"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5392,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5391\/revisions\/5392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}