“Resist or die!” Fortado bellows as he opens the door through the window.<\/p>\n
“Sounds good!” says the burly man inside. “Where do I–”<\/p>\n
Fortado fills him with lead.<\/p>\n
“Resist or die!” he roars, as he and the squad burst into the hovel.<\/p>\n
“We surrender!” gasps the young mother, holding her triplets.<\/p>\n
Fortado fills them with lead.<\/p>\n
“Resist or dNGH!” Old Alberto sticks out his cane, and Fortado goes down. The Kalashnikov spins away; Alberto snatches it.<\/p>\n
“Never!” he creaks.<\/p>\n
“Okay!” The squad’s laughing, and Fortado chuckles as he sits up. “You got it ri–”<\/p>\n
Alberto fills them with lead.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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