“For one thing, that’s not actually cheese,” says the mouse. “It’s Velveeta.”<\/p>\n
“I’m gonna admit that I did not expect you to know the difference,” says HG.<\/p>\n
“And anyway, you should use peanut butter. That’s right on the instructions.”<\/p>\n
“I mean,” says HG. “It did work.”<\/p>\n
The mouse whiskercombs dismissively. “Yes, well, you consider me trapped. I consider this a free ride.”<\/p>\n
“To the garden.”<\/p>\n
“Yes, and be quick about it,” says the mouse, checking what cannot possibly be a wristwatch. “If you still expect a tip!”<\/p>\n
HG has real trouble depositing mouse currency, which it turns out later is poop.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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