{"id":5349,"date":"2013-11-13T08:20:05","date_gmt":"2013-11-13T16:20:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5349"},"modified":"2013-11-12T14:49:36","modified_gmt":"2013-11-12T22:49:36","slug":"the-commandant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2013\/11\/13\/the-commandant\/","title":{"rendered":"The Commandant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Listen, you barking toddlers,&#8221; growls the grizzled commandant, six feet of white-haired slabrock, &#8220;I&#8217;m here to beat your ragtag band into shape and I will not spare the whip hand! There&#8217;s only one thing I need to know.&#8221; He draws himself up and sets his jaw. &#8220;Who are they shipping me with?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The mismatched platooners trade glances. &#8220;Well,&#8221; says the serious boy, &#8220;we&#8217;re all shipping out tomorrow&mdash;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Them! The&mdash;the people out there!&#8221; The commandant flaps a hand sideways. &#8220;Which one of you! Do they want me to kiss!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The jokester feels the camera draw in on him, and gulps.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Listen, you barking toddlers,&#8221; growls the grizzled commandant, six feet of white-haired slabrock, &#8220;I&#8217;m here to beat your ragtag band into shape and I will not spare the whip hand! There&#8217;s only one thing I need to know.&#8221; He draws himself up and sets his jaw. &#8220;Who are they shipping me with?&#8221; The mismatched platooners [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2730],"class_list":["post-5349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-the-commandant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5349"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5350,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5349\/revisions\/5350"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}