{"id":534,"date":"2005-04-14T07:57:27","date_gmt":"2005-04-14T12:57:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/04\/14\/sherry-2\/"},"modified":"2009-05-28T08:11:16","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T16:11:16","slug":"sherry-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/04\/14\/sherry-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Sherry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chubby girls don&#8217;t get promoted, so Sherry eats yogurt, when she eats.  She wears tight shirts (her abs are still good!).  She wears loose pants (her thighs).<\/p>\n<p>Pretty girls don&#8217;t ride the subway, so Sherry spends lunch money on taxi rides.  Sometimes she&#8217;ll take a taxi two or three blocks.  They&#8217;re so easy to catch.<\/p>\n<p>Nice girls don&#8217;t put that there, so Sherry keeps her hands under her pillow, even when it&#8217;s lonely and dark and he is so, so far away.<\/p>\n<p>When she stops needing tampons, a couple months later, she&#8217;s glad.  Her body understands, finally.  It wants to help.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chubby girls don&#8217;t get promoted, so Sherry eats yogurt, when she eats. She wears tight shirts (her abs are still good!). She wears loose pants (her thighs). Pretty girls don&#8217;t ride the subway, so Sherry spends lunch money on taxi rides. Sometimes she&#8217;ll take a taxi two or three blocks. They&#8217;re so easy to catch. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1007],"class_list":["post-534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-sherry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=534"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2274,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/534\/revisions\/2274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}