{"id":5323,"date":"2013-11-01T09:00:44","date_gmt":"2013-11-01T17:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5323"},"modified":"2013-11-01T00:07:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-01T08:07:45","slug":"boss-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2013\/11\/01\/boss-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"Boss Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boss Monster is four screens tall and its HP meter is just question marks. It&#8217;s immune to exile spells and the secondary effect of RUNESWRD, has a 20% chance to resurrect a Crystal Drone each round, and cannot <i>believe<\/i> they cancelled the Kirksville contract.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<span style=\"font-family: Courier, Courier New, monospace;\">They didn&#8217;t like the accrual clause?<\/span>&#8221; it flickers, a palette swap of disbelief. &#8220;<span style=\"font-family: Courier, Courier New, monospace;\">They wrote the accrual clause!<\/span>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<span style=\"font-family: Courier, Courier New, monospace;\">DZZT,<\/span>&#8221; explains the hovering Crystal Drone.<\/p>\n<p>Boss Monster runs a hand through its horns. &#8220;<span style=\"font-family: Courier, Courier New, monospace;\">>.<;;;. Call our accountant, okay? And use ancient technology to irrevocably alter the timeline so this never happened.<\/span>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The accountant has real problems with that.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boss Monster is four screens tall and its HP meter is just question marks. It&#8217;s immune to exile spells and the secondary effect of RUNESWRD, has a 20% chance to resurrect a Crystal Drone each round, and cannot believe they cancelled the Kirksville contract. &#8220;They didn&#8217;t like the accrual clause?&#8221; it flickers, a palette swap [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1250,2717],"class_list":["post-5323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-boss-monster","tag-crystal-drone"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5323"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5325,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5323\/revisions\/5325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}