“One washer of clean dishes,” Hawthorne says, “and one always dirty! A buffer system! No more piles in the sink, no more damn<\/i> cabinets!”<\/p>\n
“Some people like cabinets,” Senji says.<\/p>\n
“Some people like this!” screams Hawthorne, and thumbs EJCT.<\/p>\n
Acceleration pins Senji’s head down. The air’s cold; his eyes water. His chute deploys just in time to swing him crashing through French doors.<\/p>\n
“You poor man!” says the father at the table.<\/p>\n
“Let’s get those cuts cleaned!” says the mother. “You’ll be fine.”<\/p>\n
“Then we can play games!” says a child excitedly.<\/p>\n
He was right!<\/i> is all Senji, astounded, can think.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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