{"id":5257,"date":"2012-04-25T23:23:40","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T07:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5257"},"modified":"2012-04-25T23:28:50","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T07:28:50","slug":"mobley","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2012\/04\/25\/mobley\/","title":{"rendered":"Mobley"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"Seriously, look it up\">\n<p>They ride pitchforks, not broomsticks, and their pointy black boots are toed with steel. Mobley watches seven of them skid to a stop, striking sparks from concrete.<\/p>\n<p>Selene dismounts first, yew wand in her shoulder holster. &#8220;Thanks for coming,&#8221; Mobley says. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know who to call&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Nobody ever does,&#8221; says Selene. &#8220;It manifested downstairs?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Through the kitchen,&#8221; says Mobley. Selene raises a fist, and her band makes ingress at a military trot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re not going to&#8211;hurt it, are you?&#8221; Mobley adds in apprehension.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you know what the collective noun is,&#8221; she asks, &#8220;for witches?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A coven?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;A hammer.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They ride pitchforks, not broomsticks, and their pointy black boots are toed with steel. Mobley watches seven of them skid to a stop, striking sparks from concrete. Selene dismounts first, yew wand in her shoulder holster. &#8220;Thanks for coming,&#8221; Mobley says. &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know who to call&#8211;&#8221; &#8220;Nobody ever does,&#8221; says Selene. &#8220;It manifested downstairs?&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2706,2707],"class_list":["post-5257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-mobley","tag-selene"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5257"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5257"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5259,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5257\/revisions\/5259"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}