{"id":521,"date":"2005-05-03T14:07:15","date_gmt":"2005-05-03T19:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/05\/03\/steve\/"},"modified":"2009-05-28T21:57:20","modified_gmt":"2009-05-29T05:57:20","slug":"steve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2005\/05\/03\/steve\/","title":{"rendered":"Steve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>20% more cotton than the leading swab<\/p>\n<p><b>BEAUTY &#038; HYGIENE<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Use swabs to apply perfume to pulse points!<\/li>\n<li>Safely apply hydrogen peroxide to small cuts!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>HOBBIES &#038; PASTIMES<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A great disposable paintbrush!<\/li>\n<li>Dust crevices of keyboards and instruments!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>EAR CARE<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>If you must clean your ears, do not enter the ear canal!<\/li>\n<li>Hold a few inches away and kind of waft toward your ear!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>WHAT THE<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>What are you doing!<\/li>\n<li>Listen, Federated Cotton is not responsible if&#8211;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>OH MY GOD<\/b><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Oh my God!  Oh Jesus!<\/li>\n<li>Call 911!<\/li>\n<li>STEVE, CALL 911<\/li>\n<\/ul>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>20% more cotton than the leading swab BEAUTY &#038; HYGIENE Use swabs to apply perfume to pulse points! Safely apply hydrogen peroxide to small cuts! HOBBIES &#038; PASTIMES A great disposable paintbrush! Dust crevices of keyboards and instruments! EAR CARE If you must clean your ears, do not enter the ear canal! Hold a few [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1015],"class_list":["post-521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-steve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=521"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2284,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/521\/revisions\/2284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}