{"id":5201,"date":"2011-05-25T07:00:48","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T15:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5201"},"modified":"2011-05-09T22:53:54","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T06:53:54","slug":"audrey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/05\/25\/audrey\/","title":{"rendered":"Audrey"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>A story by <a href=\"http:\/\/garran.dreamwidth.org\/\">Andy Holloway<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p>When Audrey is 34, she invents practical human time travel. Every week of her life up to that point, time travellers show up &#8212; some trying to kill her, some to save her, some just to be skeevy &#8212; so Audrey has to amass tools to defend herself. She learns Judo, disguise, and a bunch of temporal physics. Some of the travellers help her with theory, but others dick her around; eventually, though, she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s best in the field, and then, well, I&#8217;ve already told you.<\/p>\n<p>It dies down, but not completely. Mario keeps trying but never once gets her into bed.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story by Andy Holloway When Audrey is 34, she invents practical human time travel. Every week of her life up to that point, time travellers show up &#8212; some trying to kill her, some to save her, some just to be skeevy &#8212; so Audrey has to amass tools to defend herself. She learns [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[2692,2779],"class_list":["post-5201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mario","tag-audrey","tag-mario"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5201"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5201"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5203,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5201\/revisions\/5203"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}