{"id":52,"date":"2007-02-16T22:58:35","date_gmt":"2007-02-17T03:58:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/02\/16\/large\/"},"modified":"2009-07-14T21:46:51","modified_gmt":"2009-07-15T05:46:51","slug":"large","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2007\/02\/16\/large\/","title":{"rendered":"Large"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"font-family: 'Courier New', Courier, fixed-width;\" align=\"center\">(Grande)<br \/>\n99% Cotton<br \/>\nThe other 1% is spun from the sinew of Aur-Korlir, Terror of the West<br \/>\nYou\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d think whoever did that would have taken his head and been done with it<br \/>\nBut no<br \/>\nThey dragged the corpse to town and sold it for three silvers<br \/>\nAnd now of course everybody wants a damn Aur-Korlir Hide Tunic<br \/>\nApparently it goes with the Stormhound Boots and the Codpiece of Bhrkz<br \/>\nThe problem being of course that he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s really not that big<br \/>\nHave you ever applied a straight razor to a cross-section of dragon?<br \/>\nI hate my job<br \/>\nMachine Wash Cold<br \/>\nTorch Dry<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Grande) 99% Cotton The other 1% is spun from the sinew of Aur-Korlir, Terror of the West You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d think whoever did that would have taken his head and been done with it But no They dragged the corpse to town and sold it for three silvers And now of course everybody wants a damn Aur-Korlir [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1662],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-aur-korlir"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3005,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/3005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}