{"id":5196,"date":"2011-05-24T07:00:10","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T15:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5196"},"modified":"2026-08-19T14:03:03","modified_gmt":"2026-08-19T22:03:03","slug":"delilah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/05\/24\/delilah\/","title":{"rendered":"Delilah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>A story by <a href=\"http:\/\/singdelilahsing.blogspot.com\/\" title=\"Dear Stephanie please put something else up at the top of your site in case my mom clicks this\">Stephanie Lifeline Adams<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p>delilah doesn&#8217;t run with her scissors, she does sprint relays with them.<br \/>\n(&#038; not for charity, either.)<\/p>\n<p>the townspeople met the opening of her &#8220;literal pedestrian hair salon&#8221;\u009d with skepticism,<br \/>\nbut the thing about delilah is that she has this habit of judging her juries,<br \/>\n&#038; thus generally remains indifferent to their conclaves &#038; requisite rulings. <\/p>\n<p>Hair On the Run does pretty well for itself these days, anyhow &#8211;<br \/>\nproprietor &#038; clientele possessing equal levels of insanity,<br \/>\nthe cyclical step-snip-step-snip beat of business marking the number of scalps collected.<\/p>\n<p>pounding pavement &#038; shaving lions, delilah delays.<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll never meet a more impossible girl&#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xorph.com\/images\/samson..jpg\" alt=\"Samson.\" \/><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story by Stephanie Lifeline Adams delilah doesn&#8217;t run with her scissors, she does sprint relays with them. (&#038; not for charity, either.) the townspeople met the opening of her &#8220;literal pedestrian hair salon&#8221;\u009d with skepticism, but the thing about delilah is that she has this habit of judging her juries, &#038; thus generally remains [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2691],"class_list":["post-5196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-delilah"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5196"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5521,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5196\/revisions\/5521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}