{"id":5182,"date":"2011-05-17T07:00:51","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T15:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5182"},"modified":"2011-05-09T22:27:27","modified_gmt":"2011-05-10T06:27:27","slug":"long-chain-monomers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/05\/17\/long-chain-monomers\/","title":{"rendered":"Long-Chain Monomers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><i>A story by <a href=\"http:\/\/heywill.com\/servants\/\" title=\"ABOUT FUCKING TIME\">William O&#8217;Neil<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p>The only thing Theresa hates more than &#8220;networking&#8221; at conferences is the persistent plastic smell the furniture always has. At least there&#8217;s free food here.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Long-chain Monomers,&#8221; says a young guy in an internet t-shirt, by way of greeting.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The smell?&#8221; she asks, disinterested.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pardon?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The smell in the room.&#8221; She looks for exits, but she&#8217;s flanked by people on either side drawn by the promise of snacks.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry?&#8221; he says, confused. &#8220;No, I have a cold. Why, is it bad?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But then what did you&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Oh,&#8221; says Long-chain, sheepishly. &#8220;Well. My parents were really big Gibson fans.&#8221;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A story by William O&#8217;Neil The only thing Theresa hates more than &#8220;networking&#8221; at conferences is the persistent plastic smell the furniture always has. At least there&#8217;s free food here. &#8220;Long-chain Monomers,&#8221; says a young guy in an internet t-shirt, by way of greeting. &#8220;The smell?&#8221; she asks, disinterested. &#8220;Pardon?&#8221; &#8220;The smell in the room.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2683],"class_list":["post-5182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-long-chain-monomers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5182"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5182"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5183,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5182\/revisions\/5183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}