{"id":5155,"date":"2003-11-28T07:00:51","date_gmt":"2003-11-28T15:00:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5155"},"modified":"2011-04-27T21:58:22","modified_gmt":"2011-04-28T05:58:22","slug":"zoltan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2003\/11\/28\/zoltan\/","title":{"rendered":"Zoltan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zoltan Thule has a completely awesome name that somehow always makes everyone think she has a lisp.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a name out of antiquity,&#8221; she insists, lightning crackling around her power gauntlet.  &#8220;On maps it signified the region too far north to be charted!  It symbolizes how I gained my power in a quest that took me deep into the ice of&#8211;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Uh huh,&#8221; nods the DMV lady. &#8220;And is that S-U-L-E or is it spelled like the city in Korea?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eventually she just gets the stupid license with the name spelled wrong. Reindeer bouncers never check ID anyway.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zoltan Thule has a completely awesome name that somehow always makes everyone think she has a lisp. &#8220;It&#8217;s a name out of antiquity,&#8221; she insists, lightning crackling around her power gauntlet. &#8220;On maps it signified the region too far north to be charted! It symbolizes how I gained my power in a quest that took [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2680],"class_list":["post-5155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-zoltan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5155"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5155"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5156,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5155\/revisions\/5156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}