{"id":5145,"date":"2011-04-27T07:00:36","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T15:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5145"},"modified":"2011-04-26T22:54:51","modified_gmt":"2011-04-27T06:54:51","slug":"jake-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/04\/27\/jake-25\/","title":{"rendered":"Jake"},"content":{"rendered":"<div title=\"It's always too soon.\">\n<p>On average, Jake lives to be 78. \u00c2\u00a0Heart disease will get him if cancer doesn&#8217;t, and that&#8217;s assuming he doesn&#8217;t try carrying a pizza one-handed on a motorcycle again. On the other side most of his quanta coalesce, though outlier death-selves loiter translucently. The younger ones all have stupid hair.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually the Jake plurality runs across a very faint apparition, from a solitary worldline. Only he lived to be a hundred and one.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Did you keep up the lifework?&#8221; they ask him. &#8220;Did you finish? Was it worth it?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What work?&#8221; says Jake, pointing to his neck. &#8220;I pulled a Carradine.&#8221;<\/p><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On average, Jake lives to be 78. \u00c2\u00a0Heart disease will get him if cancer doesn&#8217;t, and that&#8217;s assuming he doesn&#8217;t try carrying a pizza one-handed on a motorcycle again. On the other side most of his quanta coalesce, though outlier death-selves loiter translucently. The younger ones all have stupid hair. Eventually the Jake plurality runs [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[2786],"class_list":["post-5145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jake","tag-jake"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5145"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5146,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5145\/revisions\/5146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}