{"id":5140,"date":"2011-04-29T07:00:03","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T15:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5140"},"modified":"2011-04-25T22:37:22","modified_gmt":"2011-04-26T06:37:22","slug":"longinus-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/04\/29\/longinus-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Longinus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thirty years is an eyetwitch once you&#8217;re measuring your age in millennia, but Longinus can&#8217;t believe he almost missed the window. They&#8217;re only doing two more of these.<\/p>\n<p>He contemplated a number of ways of getting aboard, even the traditional qualification, but math always made him go soft. Folded instead into a tiny crate labelled BRINE SHRIMP, he wonders if this compartment is even vacuum-sealed.  But what&#8217;s it going to do? Kill him?<\/p>\n<p><i>Endeavor<\/i> begins to tremble on the pad and, for all his cynicism, he&#8217;s excited.  Cursed to walk the earth forever.  Yeah, well.<\/p>\n<p>One way to fix that.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thirty years is an eyetwitch once you&#8217;re measuring your age in millennia, but Longinus can&#8217;t believe he almost missed the window. They&#8217;re only doing two more of these. He contemplated a number of ways of getting aboard, even the traditional qualification, but math always made him go soft. Folded instead into a tiny crate labelled [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[2791],"class_list":["post-5140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-longinus","tag-longinus"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5140"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5140"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5141,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5140\/revisions\/5141"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}