“I was playing archaeologists!” Wendell complains.<\/p>\n
“Only a second,” says Mom.<\/p>\n
“Listen, sweetheart, you remember those games you played at the doctor’s?” Dad’s hands are all twisted. “They showed that your context-switching speed is… different than most kids your age.”<\/p>\n
“There’s nothing wrong with you!” Mom says quickly.<\/p>\n
“But–well, you were playing over there for forty minutes. Without doing anything else!” Dad frowns.<\/p>\n
“So we’re going to try this medicine.” Mom’s anxious. “It’ll help you keep up at school, okay?”<\/p>\n
“I have to take a pill?” says Wendell.<\/p>\n
“Huh?” says Dad. “Oh, God, Wendell, are you still talking about that?”<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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