{"id":5117,"date":"2011-04-19T07:00:42","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T15:00:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/?p=5117"},"modified":"2011-04-18T07:08:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-18T15:08:00","slug":"buscemi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/2011\/04\/19\/buscemi\/","title":{"rendered":"Buscemi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The first outbreaks of <a href=\"http:\/\/chickswithstevebuscemeyes.tumblr.com\/\">buscemitis<\/a> hit Miami hard; frantic dermatologists try to establish a link to sun damage, to Botox, to anything. None of it sticks.  The only characteristic all the victims share is two X chromosomes.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no cure. Experimental hepburnigrafting is only a topical treatment, and really no better than sunglasses.  It spreads, leaping oceans, with cases in France, Estonia and Egypt (Buscemiless, they call it &#8220;Mubarak&#8217;s Legacy&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>The HBO gangster show gets pulled.  Deep in his cups and the Trees Lounge replica in his basement, Buscemi watches the news with eyes like the soul of the world.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The first outbreaks of buscemitis hit Miami hard; frantic dermatologists try to establish a link to sun damage, to Botox, to anything. None of it sticks. The only characteristic all the victims share is two X chromosomes. There&#8217;s no cure. Experimental hepburnigrafting is only a topical treatment, and really no better than sunglasses. It spreads, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2674],"class_list":["post-5117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-buscemi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5117"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5117"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5119,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5117\/revisions\/5119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.xorph.com\/anacrusis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}