“Current kaiju forecasts call for Welbaru to rampage south-southeast this evening,” smiles Quentin into the camera, before Welbaru rampages north, directly through their studio. When the rain of cinders has slacked off, they struggle choking into suspended rubble-dust.<\/p>\n
“Listen,” says producer Rayanne, “I think we can spin this so he actually went south after all.”<\/p>\n
“South is relative,” nods Quentin.<\/p>\n
“North!” snorts Rayanne. “Who needs north? North is what they’d like<\/i> you to believe.”<\/p>\n
Then they do a headcount and hardly anybody’s dead except the staff kaijologist, whom they were going to kill for this anyway! Oh, too soon.<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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